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1. |
My Dad
01:16
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Here's a fucking story I think you should know
About a motherfucker that doesn't shovel snow
My dad could kick your dad's ass
Here's a fucking story I think you should hear
About a motherfucker that doesn't drink beer
My dad could kick your dad's ass
Said, "My dad could kick your dad's ass!"
Here's a fucking story about our neighbor, Chuck
That doesn't have the balls that are hanging from his truck
My dad could kick your dad's ass
Here's a fucking story I think you're gonna hate
About a motherfucker that rides on roller skates
My dad could kick your dad's ass
Said, "My dad could kick your dad's ass!"
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2. |
Probably Shouldn't Drive
02:17
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Probably shouldn't drive but I'm gonna anyway
And I don't give a shit what my friends have to say
And you can have my keys over my dead body
'Cause I'm snorting coke in the porta-potty
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive but that's the way it goes
Hanging in the bathroom at punk rock shows
Can't feel your fingers, can't feel your toes
Blood won't stop pouring out your nose, I
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive but it's so much fun
Rubbing empty baggies on your gums
Nancy Reagan just said, "no."
We love snorting, stomped on blow
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
It was late as fuck, we were drunk as shit
Had a Mickey D's cup filled with piss
Me and the boys got kicked out of the bar
Now we're riding six deep in my unregistered car
Blue lights flashing in my broken rear view
Ridin' on a donut, bitch, ten and two!
Got pulled over and had to walk the line
It was about that time that it crossed my mind:
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
Probably shouldn't drive
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3. |
Big Simpin'
02:39
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Jimmy is a simp and he doesn't fucking skate
Since he fell in love with his Tinder date
Doesn't see his friends or answer their calls
Since his girlfriend's got him by the balls
Big Simpin'
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simp
Jimmy is a simp and he's got no self respect
Or vertebraes in his motherfucking neck
And he likes a girl that's into femdom
That treats him like shit like his fucking mom
Big Simpin'
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simp
Jimmy is a simp and he doesn't have a life
Since he traded his skateboard to be a housewife
So, if you're like Jim, then you're the fucking worst
Said, "Pick up your balls and put down your purse!"
Big Simpin'
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
Big
Simpin'
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4. |
Buy a Scooter
02:05
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The Void, this is Mickey speaking
(Hi, my name is Little Jimmy and I was looking to buy a scooter)
Oh, we got what you need...
If you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter
Just as bad as Rollerblades and even worse than having AIDS
Bunch of fucking little shits, goddamn idiots
'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter
Yee-haw!
(pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!)
You should get fucking neutered if you buy your kid a scooter
You should get fucking tasered if you buy your kid a Razor
You should get your fucking ass kicked (Yeah!)
'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter
Yee-haw!
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5. |
Hate this Board
01:12
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I hate this fucking board, it's a Chinese piece of shit
Hate this fucking board, I think I'm gonna quit
Hate this fucking board, it's got razor tail
It hit me in the nuts and made me fucking bail
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
I hate this fucking board, I can't land no tricks
It skates worse than a bag of dicks
Speaking of dicks, reminds me of my dad
'Cause it's the worst skateboard I ever fucking had
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board (Go!)
I hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
Hate this fucking board
Ledge is fuckin' greasy, boys!
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6. |
Ramp Tramp
01:26
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(My name is...)
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Girl is a ramp tramp, she's real sick of me
Says I'm getting fat and I can't tuck knee
Losing my hair and I smell like pee
Love my girl and I hope she never leaves, my
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Girl is a ramp tramp, she's been all around
Ridden harder than every spot in town
And all my friends, they took a run
When I get home, I get none from my
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Girl is a ramp tramp, she doesn't need me
When I'm at home watching T.V.
She's at the park with another three
And why does it burn every time I pee with my
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Girl is a ramp tramp, so the story goes
I'm just last to know
That's alright, as long as I've learned
And all I gotta do is wait my turn for my
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Ramp Tramp
Tramp
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